July 2010
2 posts
Baseball
(HEATHER and STEPHANIE are sitting in the stands of Yankee Stadium) HEATHER Do you think Alex is going to hit his 600th home run tonight? STEPHANIE I don’t really care about that.  I’m here to see Jeter… HEATHER How can you not care?  Six hundred home runs is historic. STEPHANIE It’s historic for guys who did it without taking steroids.  Not for guys who did. HEATHER Wow, that’s...
Jul 24th
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TONY and BARACK
(TONY, CEO if British Petroleum and  BARACK, POTUS, are on a couch in the White House.  In front of them is a large bottle of scotch).   BARACK I hear you’ve got the well capped.   TONY It would appear that way.   BARACK What does that mean?   TONY Well, by all appearances, it appears that we’ve capped the well.   BARACK So… is it capped or isn’t it?   TONY Oh indeed it is.  Indeed.  The...
Jul 20th