July 2010
2 posts
Baseball
(HEATHER and STEPHANIE are sitting in the stands of Yankee Stadium) HEATHER Do you think Alex is going to hit his 600th home run tonight? STEPHANIE I don’t really care about that.  I’m here to see Jeter… HEATHER How can you not care?  Six hundred home runs is historic. STEPHANIE It’s historic for guys who did it without taking steroids.  Not for guys who did. HEATHER Wow, that’s...
Jul 24th
10 tags
TONY and BARACK
(TONY, CEO if British Petroleum and  BARACK, POTUS, are on a couch in the White House.  In front of them is a large bottle of scotch).   BARACK I hear you’ve got the well capped.   TONY It would appear that way.   BARACK What does that mean?   TONY Well, by all appearances, it appears that we’ve capped the well.   BARACK So… is it capped or isn’t it?   TONY Oh indeed it is.  Indeed.  The...
Jul 20th
April 2010
1 post
8 tags
Volcano, Day Two
(JON and SVEN are at a hotel bar) JON What if this volcano keeps erupting? SVEN Yah, I was thinking about that…  maybe I should take a boat home. JON Wow… a boat… SVEN Yah…  like in the old days…  when they didn’t have airplanes and things of that nature… JON Wow… yah…  like we’d be returning to the old days…  where it took like a week to...
Apr 18th
January 2009
3 posts
ok all better...
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/21/obama.oath/index.html Obama retakes oath of office after Roberts’ mistake WASHINGTON (CNN) — President Obama retook his oath of office Wednesday after Chief Justice John Roberts flubbed while delivering it at Tuesday’s inauguration. Barack Obama is pictured at the inauguration on Tuesdayin Washington as Michelle Obama watches. Roberts...
Jan 22nd
Oaths
Inauguration day. So it really does appear that Chief Justice Roberts messed up the oath.   The problem is the Constitution says this about the Prez taking power: “Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:—”I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and...
Jan 21st
9 tags
George Bush's New Year's Resolutions for 2009
1. Move out of White House 2. Send out forwarding address cards.  Avoid sending one to Cheney. 3. Make sure liquor bottles are thrown out.  And that stash of coke in the panel inside the desk.  Get rid of that. 4. Give Condi a good-bye present.  If you know what I’m sayin’… and I knowz you do. 5. Write one of them books -  Point out casualties in Iraq decreased in 2008, so...
Jan 1st
November 2008
1 post
3 tags
clinton as secretary of state
Ok how can the Obaminator spend the entire Primary Season pointing out how wrong Hillary Clinton was on Iraq….   essentially winning the nomination by impugning her Foreign Policy judgement.   And then.  Once elected to be President.  Selecting her to be SECRETARY OF STATE of all things. I mean That makes zero sense.
Nov 20th
September 2008
7 posts
9 tags
Sep 5th
12 tags
Speak to the Son
So it turns out that Vice Presidential Candidate Palin has a son. Her eldest son.  His name is Track. Track Palin joined the army on September 11 of last year… or around seven months before his latest sibling was born. He got out of town. I’m thinking that this guy Track knows the deal, and that someone should chat with him.   So… yeah… There’s this other thing...
Sep 3rd
14 tags
Medical Records
Are the members of the press going to scrutinize Vice Presidential Candidate Palin’s Medical Records? Will they determine whether she is in fact the mother of her claimed fifth child?  There should be more than just a Birth Certificate.  We need to see the full history of this pregnancy. Oh, and who really boards an airplane AFTER their water breaks, to travel for several hours, to then go...
Sep 2nd
17 tags
McCain and Presidential Judgment
Presidential Candidate McCain used to have quite a powerful argument against his challenger candidate Obama. McCain pointed out that he had a lot more experience, and opined that this greater experience therefore clearly indicated that his judgment as President would be better. Perhaps due to this matter, when it came time for his first Presidential decision, choosing his running mate, candidate...
Sep 2nd
11 tags
Probabilities and Palin
So here is sort of a math point, using this current Babygate matter. You start out with a highly improbable story, that the Vice-Presidential Candidate and current governor Palin is not the mother of her claimed fifth child, but the grandmother, and that Palin actually fabricated this tory, faking her pregnancy.  The actual mother of the baby, so the tale went, was Palin’s then-16-year-old...
Sep 2nd
The kid is off limits - but not Palin
Okay well here is another matter about this babygate thing. Presidential candidate Obama, when asked about the matter, said that families and children are off limits. Fair enough. No one should go around criticizing the families of the candidates - especially minors. okay we get that. But this is not about that.  This babygate thing.  This is about the Vice Presidential Candidate Palin,...
Sep 2nd
Bear with us...
Hmm not to start out by being overly political, but are you aware of this Babygate thing? This seems to be a matter arising. Why? Okay… because of this odd tale, that the Republican VP-candidate Palin’s fifth child, born 18 April 2008 may not have been her child, but might instead have been her grandchild… the actual offspring of the candidate’s daughter. Okay… so...
Sep 1st